The comment below was meant as a response to the question “What did you want to know when you were 13?” I just realized it was the title of this edition of the newsletter.
How to make the veins in my pudgy forearms stand out, so they’d look powerful. I tried hanging them down, like a simian knuckle-dragger, hoping gravity would make my blood flow into them, but they remained white and weak and fleshy, like the Pillsbury Doughboy.
2. What did you want to know at thirteen?
The comment below was meant as a response to the question “What did you want to know when you were 13?” I just realized it was the title of this edition of the newsletter.
How to make the veins in my pudgy forearms stand out, so they’d look powerful. I tried hanging them down, like a simian knuckle-dragger, hoping gravity would make my blood flow into them, but they remained white and weak and fleshy, like the Pillsbury Doughboy.